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PostSubject: chuck norris jokes   Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:32 pm

when chuck norris wanted a kid, a kid suddenly apeared, but then died because he was in chuck norris's presence
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PostSubject: Re: chuck norris jokes   Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:56 pm

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.Too bad he doesn't cry though
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PostSubject: Re: chuck norris jokes   Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:59 pm

Rick Astley will never:
Give you up
Let you down
Tell a lie
Or hurt you

Chuck Norris will:
Never give up
Beat you down
Make you die
And ESPECIALLY hurt you

This one's a Riff original, people >.>
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PostSubject: Re: chuck norris jokes   Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:01 pm

Gatorade is made from Chuck Norris's spit.
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PostSubject: Re: chuck norris jokes   Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:06 pm

Red Bull gives you wings but Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you into space.
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PostSubject: Re: chuck norris jokes   Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:45 pm

the tank was created after Chck Norris's armpit hair.Big and dangerous
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