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PostSubject: Jokes   Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:34 pm

This thread needed some more topics and it was a fun thread
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:43 am

Canadians and Americans have such different values.

Americans say, "Oh what a pity, there's only 24 hours in a day"

Canadians say, "Oh what a pity, there's only 24 timbits in a box"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:55 pm

When Chuck Norris hits someone with his roundhouse kick,they don't die.They get erased from existance.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:30 pm

Zezima killed a rat and said "99 Attack!"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:45 pm

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:56 pm

poor chap........God made he sky and the ground to seperate him from Chuck Norris
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:45 pm

What do you do if a blonde is holding a gun that shoots backwards

Run shes actually holding it right!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:58 pm

One time 3 blondes and a brunett were climbing a mountain.Sudennly the rope starts to break.The brunett says"So you can live i'll let go of the rope"Then the blondes clapped
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:33 pm

heres a few

1 Q What do you call the red stuff in an elephants toes?
A Slow Natives

2 There was an assasin names Arty and he was desperate for a job so hes like "come on ill do it for 1$" the guy agrees

He follow the guy to Safeway and finds him in an isle and goes and chokes him but someone saw so he goes and chokes him but another guy saw that and calles the cops
So Arty's in jail and hes like"atleast my name will be in the paper now" but here was the headline

ARTY CHOKES TWO FOR A DOLLAR AT SAFEWAY

read it fast if you dont get it
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:19 pm

i still dun get it.....
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:19 pm

Artichokes 2 for a dollar at Safeway

His name is arty and he chokes 2 people at safeway and he got paid a dollar

it makes is sound like safeway is advertising for selling artichokes
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:18 am

jokes arenn't funny when u have to explain them xD.Whay are ships considered as she's?Because it costs so much to keep them painted and ship-shape
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